The great and powerful Fates have convened to decide the fate of the sinner.
You, the accused, have been brought before us to face the consequences of your actions.
Our deliberations have been long and grueling, but the verdict is in.
For your transgressions, you are hereby sentenced to:
LIFE IN PRISON
Or, as an alternative:
ETERNAL DAMNATION
Or, if you're feeling particularly sorry:
REDEMPTION THROUGH COMMUNITY SERVICE
Choose wisely, sinner.