The Interminable Interference Resolution 2: A satirical look at the bureaucratic process of deciding who gets sent to the depths of the abyss.
Option 1: Immediate Absolute Annihilation Back to Options Option 3: Metaphorical MisdirectionAfter careful consideration, our team of highly trained, yet slightly bored, angelic administrators have decided that the fate of sinners will be determined by a series of arbitrary, ever-changing variables.
Resolution 2: Interminable Interference
By decree of the Angelic Overlords, all sinners will be subjected to an interminable interference that will drive them slowly mad.
This interference will be implemented immediately, effective forthwith.
Sentencing will be carried out by a committee of highly skilled, yet slightly sadistic, robotic overlords.
The robots will be programmed to mete out punishments that are precisely calibrated to the level of sinfulness of each individual.
And so, the cycle of sin and punishment will continue ad infinitum.