Option 3: Perpetual Regret

For those who have made the most egregious of mistakes, we offer Option 3: Perpetual Regret.

By accepting this option, you will be forced to reenact the same 10 minutes of your life over and over, forever trapped in a never-ending cycle of regret.

Re-Regret Loop Regret-Induced Insanity

Regret is the new black, and you're going to be wearing it for eternity.

By choosing Option 3, you'll relive the same 10 minutes of your life, reliving the same decisions, the same conversations, the same awkward silences. It's like Groundhog Day, but with less Bill Murray.

We're not saying it's going to be fun, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell. Just don't expect anyone to believe you.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of sanity

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)

• Irreversible damage to relationships (if you have any)

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our services.

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