Are you tired of being on time? Do you find that punctuality is a myth perpetuated by the cruel forces of society?
Look no further, friend, for here is the ultimate guide to being late. With expert advice from the world's leading procrastinators, slackers, and chronic lateness enthusiasts, we'll show you the secrets to achieving true mastery of the art of being late.
Announcing Your Apology is the first step on the journey to becoming a true champion of tardiness.
Excusing Your Latecomer is a crucial skill in the art of being late, as it allows you to deflect suspicion and shift the blame to others.
Procrastination Tactics are the bread and butter of the late person, and we have expert advice on how to use them to your advantage.
The Science of Traffic Jams will help you understand the underlying causes of congestion and how to navigate them with ease, or rather, with great difficulty.
Late Night Snacks are essential for maintaining the energy to be late, so we've got some delicious recommendations for you.