Decree 1: Mandatory Fun

This is a mandatory declaration of fun, as decreed by the Supreme Ruler of this land of pixels.

By the power vested in me, all citizens are hereby required to enjoy the following activities:

1. Play the accordion loudly and proudly.
2. Eat an entire pizza by yourself, without sharing.
3. Write a poem about the majesty of the fluffy kitten.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

1. Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".
2. Forced participation in a conga line during office hours.
3. Reassignment to the Island of Lost Socks.

Don't forget to check out our Decree 2: Mandatory Dance for more fun!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head to Decree 3: The Unconventional Use of the Toilet for a truly unique experience.