Decree 5: Mandatory Use of Proton PackDecree 5: Mandatory Use of Proton Pack

Effective immediately, all citizens are required to don a Proton Pack on their person at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Forced watching of a 24-hour marathon of elevator music
Removal of all privileges to access the city's most excellent coffee shop, "The Daily Grind"
Assignment to the dreaded "Janet's Cleaning Crew"

Proton Packs are available at your local Proton Pack Outlet, open Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm.

Don't wait - get your Proton Pack today!

Related Decrees:

Decree 3: Mandatory Use of Socks
Decree 7: Prohibited use of Sarcasm
Decree 10: Mandatory Use of Pajamas