Dear Reunion Goers,
Please be advised that the annual reunion will be taking place at the old abandoned theme park on the outskirts of town. Yes, the one that's been condemned since 2005. It'll be a blast, or at least a decent way to spend an afternoon.
We'll have plenty of free parking, and the local police will be on hand to provide their unique brand of security services. Don't worry, they've got their sirens and their sirens-repellent technology under control.
See you there!