Q: What time is the reunion?
A: The reunion starts at 3:00 PM, when the clock strikes noon.
Q: Where is the reunion taking place?
A: The reunion is at the old warehouse on 5th and Main, where the ghosts of past gatherings still linger.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock, Mr. Sassafras?
A: Unfortunately, Mr. Sassafras is not allowed. Unless you can convince him to wear a name tag and behave.
Q: What is the dress code?
A: Dress to impress, or don't. We won't judge you.
Q: Can I bring my ex from the 90s?
A: Only if you've brought gifts. We have a strict gift policy.
Q: What's on the agenda?
A: A 3 hour slideshow of old pictures, a heated debate about the best decade, and a conga line.
Q: Will there be food?
A: Yes, the infamous 7-layer dip will be making an appearance. Don't even think about it.
Q: What's the deal with the weird cousin who still lives in his parents' basement?
A: Oh, that's just Bucky. He's doing his thing. We'll let you decide if you want to invite him over.
Q: Will there be prizes for the best outfit?
A: Yes, the prize for best outfit goes to whomever can pull off the most creative use of neon.
Q: Can I bring my new boyfriend?
A: Only if you've brought a gift. Preferably something that says "we'll be together forever, but not really."