What's the theme of this year's reunion?
80s Day: Don your best acid-washed denim and neon.
Will there be food?
Our esteemed host, Bob, has promised not to poison us this time.
Can I bring my pet rock?
Sorry, no rocks allowed. But our petting zoo has a strict "no rocks" policy.
Will there be games?
Only the ones we've rigged to favor the current reunion president.
Can I bring my significant other?
Only if you can prove they're not a robot.
Will there be a photo booth?
We've got a Polaroid camera, but no film.
How do I get to the after-party?
Follow the trail of discarded party hats and broken dreams.
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