Annual Reunion: Frequently Asked Questions

What's the theme of this year's reunion?

80s Day: Don your best acid-washed denim and neon.

Will there be food?

Our esteemed host, Bob, has promised not to poison us this time.

Can I bring my pet rock?

Sorry, no rocks allowed. But our petting zoo has a strict "no rocks" policy.

Will there be games?

Only the ones we've rigged to favor the current reunion president.

Can I bring my significant other?

Only if you can prove they're not a robot.

Will there be a photo booth?

We've got a Polaroid camera, but no film.

How do I get to the after-party?

Follow the trail of discarded party hats and broken dreams.