THE ANSWERS

Because you clearly have better things to do than Google.

Answers to life's most pressing questions, all in one place.

Philosophy: Because you're overthinking it. Math: Because you'll never need to do actual math. History: Because it's all just a bunch of dates. Science: Because it's all just science. Boring Answers: Because sometimes you just need to know the obvious. Unanswerable Questions: Because sometimes the answer just eludes you.

Disclaimer: We're not actually providing any real answers. Don't bother asking us, we're all just pretending.

But hey, it's fun to pretend, right?