Strategy 4: The High-Stakes Hackery

Also known as "The Panic-Inducing Code Sprint," this strategy involves setting an alarm clock for 30 minutes from now, then frantically typing out a 500-line codebase in a fit of adrenaline-fueled desperation.

Key principles:

• Set the clock, then stare it down.
• Write as much code as humanly possible in 30 minutes, even if it's just a bunch of gibberish.
• Take a 10-minute break to contemplate your life choices.
• Repeat, ad nauseam.

What happens after the clock goes off

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Disclaimer: This strategy has been known to cause permanent damage to one's mental health and relationships. Proceed with caution.