TECH-NOIR PROcrastination Strategies

Where the line between work and play blurs like a pixelated sunset over a dystopian cityscape

Are you tired of the monotony of coding, the soulless drudgery of debugging, the endless loop of testing?

• Strategy 1: Get lost in a Wikipedia rabbit hole
• Strategy 2: Build an esoteric database for a hypothetical cat café
• Strategy 3: Create an ASCII art masterpiece
• Strategy 4: Develop a time-traveling To-Do list