Apply for a Functional Toilet

Welcome to the most prestigious toilet in the land! Our toilets are not just any ordinary toilets, but toilets that actually work.

Please select from the following categories for your application:

• Flushing - Do you want to flush the current state of your life?
• Flushing (with a chance of overflow) - Are you ready for the ultimate flushing experience?
• Flushing (with a splash) - Do you have what it takes to tame the wild waters?
• Flushing (with a splash of water) - Are you prepared to face the torrential flush?
• Flushing (with a hint of desperation) - Is your toilet paper really running low?