Bob's Beard Values

Bob's beard values are as follows:

• 1. Always be long and majestic
• 2. Only use the finest imported balsamic vinegar to condition
• 3. Regularly attend to the mustaches of the neighborhood
• 4. Never trust a barber who doesn't offer a free beer with the haircut

Bob's beard has been recognized as a Beard of the Year winner 3 times in 2019.