Why Not Failure is Sexy
By: Jane F. Fail
In this scathing, tell-all expose, I, Jane F. Fail, reveal the dark secrets behind the world's most underappreciated art: the art of failure.
The Art of Failure
Failure is not the absence of victory, but the presence of an opportunity to do something else. Or, in my case, the presence of a really good excuse to eat an entire pizza by myself.
But seriously, folks, failure is the foundation upon which all great things are built. Without it, we wouldn't have the satisfaction of success, the thrill of the unknown, or the sheer pleasure of a really good nap.
The Benefits of Failure
- It's free!
- No one expects you to be good at it, so you have nothing to lose.
- It's a great conversation starter at parties.
- You can always blame it on someone else.
- It's a great excuse to buy more stuff.