BURGERZILLA: THE REVIEW

Rating: 5/5

Burgerzilla is a behemoth of a burger joint. It's like, 10 feet tall and made of pure, unadulterated beef. The bun is a crispy, golden brown, and the cheese is melted to perfection. It's a flavor explosion in your mouth, and a gut bomb in your stomach.

Patty Issues Condiments Optional

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to eat Burgerzilla. It will eat you.

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