Patty Issues: A Review
As I sat down to review the patty of Burgerzilla, I was struck by its sheer audacity. The patty was a behemoth, a monstrosity of beef that defied the laws of nature.
Firstly, the patty was too large. I mean, it was as big as my head. I couldn't even get my mouth around it. I felt like I was trying to eat a small planet.
Secondly, the patty was too thin. I mean, it was as thin as a piece of paper. I could see the grill marks right through it. It was like eating a ghost patty.
And thirdly, the patty was just plain wrong. I mean, it was made of beef, but it was also made of regret. It was like the patty was trying to say, "Hey, Zilla, you're doing it wrong."
Needless to say, I was unimpressed.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out our alternative patty review, where we review the patty in a different way. Because, you know, sometimes a patty is just a patty.