Welcome to our blog, where we dare to speak the unspeakable, to whisper the unwhisperable, to shout the unshoutable. Or, you know, just make stuff up as we go along.
We'll be exploring the most pressing issues of our time, like the true meaning of pineapple pizza, the correct way to fold a fitted sheet, and whether cats are secretly controlling world governments. Don't worry, we won't actually answer any of these questions, but we'll have a blast trying.
Our writers are a motley crew of experts in the field of Not-Actually-Experts, and our editors are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys.
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