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Void Meeting Poetry

A collection of poems about the existential dread of attending meetings in the void.

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“The minutes are ticking, like grains of sand in a glass / Empty and meaningless, like the hours I've spent in this meeting / I'm trapped in this void of pointless discussion / Where the only sound is my stomach growling with hunger”

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