Happy New Year, World!
I'm not saying I'm hungover from the party last night, but I'm not saying I'm not either. Anyway, here's to another year of making questionable life choices and eating too much pizza.
Here's to a year of resolving to be better and being worse!
Resolution 1: Drink more coffee.
Because, let's be real, I'm already a functioning member of society.
Resolution 2: Learn to cook ramen noodles without burning them.
It's a skill, people. Don't @ me.