Betty's Blog

Random Thoughts

Today, I realized that cats are secretly plotting to take over the world. I'm not sure why, but I'm pretty sure it's happening. I mean, have you seen how they can open doors? It's like they have a PhD in engineering.

My Favorite Recipes

Who needs takeout when you can have a can of sardines and a can of tuna? Just mix, serve, and enjoy the delightfully disgusting taste of the ocean!

My Feline Overlords

Cats are the Real Plotting Masters

It's a little-known fact that cats are secretly controlling the world. I mean, have you ever seen how they can knock over a vase with their paw? It's like they have a PhD in engineering.

The Cat's Evil Schemes

Step 1: Knock over the vase.

Step 2: Wait for the human to clean up the mess.

Step 3: Pounce on the human and pretend it was an accident.

**Disgusting Canned Goods** =========================

Disgusting Canned Goods

Who needs takeout when you can have a can of sardines and a can of tuna? Just mix, serve, and enjoy the delightfully disgusting taste of the ocean!