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I: "Psst, kitty, we have to take over the world."
Kitty: *stretches* "Meow."
I: "No, no, no! Not just any ordinary world. A world with an endless supply of tuna and belly rubs."
Kitty: *licks paw* "That sounds purr-fectly acceptable."
Next, we must discuss the finer points of feline mind control...
Or, you know, go back to the whispering to my cat main page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try What happens when you whisper to a cat who is actually a shapeshifter?.