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Whispering to My Cat, the True Overlord of the Universe

Transcript of the conversation

I: "Psst, kitty, we have to take over the world."

Kitty: *stretches* "Meow."

I: "No, no, no! Not just any ordinary world. A world with an endless supply of tuna and belly rubs."

Kitty: *licks paw* "That sounds purr-fectly acceptable."

Next, we must discuss the finer points of feline mind control...

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