Tip 1: Always Land On Your Feet

A cat's gotta keep their wits about them. Always land on your feet, or you'll end up in a heap.

Tip 2: Never Share Your Food

Sharing your food is just a ploy to get your humans to feed you more often. Don't be a fool, cats! Hoard that kibble!

Tip 3: Scratch the Furniture (but not too much)

A little scratch here, a little scratch there. Make sure to save some for the furniture, or you might get put on a time-out.