Today's Mood Swing Forecast:
SAD
According to the Betty Book Mood Swing Index, today's forecast calls for:
- Extreme irritability
- Uncontrollable crying jags
- Spontaneous decision making
Food Coma Status:
CRITICAL
Due to an overindulgence in all things sweet, our food coma levels are at an all-time high
- Caffeine levels: OFF THE CHARTS
- Sugar levels: THROUGH THE ROOF
We recommend a strict regimen of ramen noodles and stale bread for the next 48 hours to stabilize the food coma