Betty The Bewilderer

Early Years Part 1: The Mysterious Origins of a Troublemaker

Betty was born in a small village in the rolling hills of rural Nebraska, where the air was sweet with the scent of manure and the sky was a deep, foreboding grey.

Her early years were marked by a series of unfortunate events, including being chased by a pack of wild geese, getting her hair caught in a combine, and being forced to eat an entire jar of wasabi mayonnaise.

But it was during this time that Betty discovered her true calling: being a troublemaker.

Read on for Part 2: The Troublemaker's Rise to Power

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out Part 3: The Great Cheese Heist chartInstance