Early Years of Betty the Bewilderer

Part 2: The Formative Years

Betty was born in 1987 in a small village in the rolling hills of Nowheresville, USA. Her early life was marked by an unrelenting series of bewildering events, which would shape her future as a master of the bizarre.

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Random Encounters: Betty Meets a Talking Pineapple

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