Our Confusion Policy: A Guide to Navigating the Infinite Corridor of Uncertainty

Welcome to the labyrinthine halls of our esteemed organization, where the path to enlightenment is paved with confusion. As the great philosopher, Lisa the Loopy Lady Slipper, once said: "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."

Our confusion policy is simple: we're not sure what we're doing, but we're doing it anyway. This means that:

• We may change our minds frequently.
• We may send you down dead ends.
• We may make you question our very existence.

If you're still reading this, congratulations! You've made it to the heart of our organization. From here, you can:

• Dive deeper into the mire
• Consult with our random guru

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can:

• Sacrifice your sanity and jump into the void