February 2019: The Blizzard of Tape

It's that time of the year again, when the snowplows are out in full force. The streets are a mess, the sidewalks are slippery, and the only thing more abundant than snow is the existential dread of waiting for your cable internet to come back up.

Tip 1: Don't even bother with a snowplow, just give up and stay inside

Tip 2: Use the snowplow as a makeshift desk for your Netflix marathon

Tip 3: Just send your snowplow over the internet, it's 2020

And for those who are still reading, here are some actual suggestions: Real Tips for Dealing with Snowplows