Formaldehyde 1045: The Form that Refused to Die

This is the infamous 1045th iteration of the Form that Refused to Die, a legendary document designed to break the back of even the most determined of bureaucrats.

We know what you're thinking. "Is this form really necessary?" And our response is: "Yes. Absolutely. Because, well, someone has to fill it out."

Below, you'll find our carefully crafted questions and boxes, each one designed to test your mettle and push you to the limits of human endurance.

Section 1: Personal Details

Please fill out the following:

Section 2: Form 1045 Specifics

Please answer the following:

• What is your favorite font? (Check all that apply)
• Arial
• Times New Roman
• Do you have any allergies? (Check all that apply)
• Dairy
• Gluten
• Peanuts
• What is your favorite color? (Check one)
• Red
• Blue
• Yellow
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Section 3: The Fine Print

Formaldehyde 1045: The Form that Refused to Die

This is the infamous 1045th iteration of the Form that Refused to Die, a legendary document designed to break the back of even the most determined of bureaucrats.

We know what you're thinking. "Is this form really necessary?" And our response is: "Yes. Absolutely. Because, well, someone has to fill it out."

Below, you'll find our carefully crafted questions and boxes, each one designed to test your mettle and push you to the limits of human endurance.

Section 1: Personal Details

Please fill out the following:

Name:
Email:
Phone:
Address:
Submit to Madness

Section 2: Form 1045 Specifics

Please answer the following:

• What is your favorite font? (Check all that apply)
• Arial
• Times New Roman
• Do you have any allergies? (Check all that apply)
• Dairy
• Gluten
• Peanuts
• What is your favorite color? (Check one)
• Red
• Blue
• Yellow
Submit to Madness 2.0

Section 3: The Fine Print

By submitting this form, you agree to the following:

1. I have read and understood the terms of this form.
2. I am not a robot.
3. I have not been coerced or forced to fill out this form.

Click here to proceed to Section 4: The Bureaucratic Nightmare