Form 1045

This form is for the true enthusiasts of paperwork, the aficionados of formality, and the aficionados of annoyance.

Please answer all 27 questions, including the 7 that ask you the same thing, but with slight variations.

Question 1: What is your name?

Question 2: What is your name, but with an 'X' in it?

Question 3: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail?

Question 4: How many wheels does a car have?

Question 5: Do you like pineapples?

Question 6: Do you like pineapples, but with an 's' in it?

Question 7: What is your favorite color?

Question 8: Do you like your favorite color?

Question 9: What is the square root of your favorite color?

Question 10: Do you like the square root of your favorite color?

Question 11: How many legs do chickens have?

Question 12: Do you like chickens?

Question 13: What is the average height of a chicken?

Question 14: Do you like the average height of a chicken?

Question 15: What is the average weight of a chicken?

Question 16: Do you like the average weight of a chicken?

Question 17: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail, but in kilometers per hour?

Question 18: Do you like the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail, but in kilometers per hour?

Question 19: What is your name, again?

Question 20: What is your name, but with an 'X' in it, again?

Question 21: Do you like pineapples, again?

Question 22: Do you like pineapples, but with an 's' in it, again?

Question 23: What is your favorite color, but with an 'X' in it?

Question 24: Do you like your favorite color, but with an 'X' in it?

Question 25: What is the square root of your favorite color, but with an 'X' in it?

Question 26: Do you like the square root of your favorite color, but with an 'X' in it?

Question 27: Do you like this form?