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We're sorry, not sorry. Our forms are complicated because we're trying to make a point.

Why is this so complicated?

Because we're trying to be like the IRS, but with fewer forms. Just kidding, we're actually just trying to be like the DMV, but without all the waiting in line.

Why are there so many forms?

1. We're collecting data for our nefarious overlord, who's secretly a time-traveling wizard.
2. We're trying to make you think you're filling out 100 forms, when in reality, it's just one form with a lot of line breaks.
3. We're testing your patience, one form at a time.

Will I ever finish these forms?

1. Maybe, if you have a few spare hours and a strong coffee.
2. Probably not, if you value your sanity.
3. Only if you have a form-filling robot for a pet.