The Quest for the Perfect Slice
It was the year 3000 BCE, and the world was on the brink of collapse. The gods of the land had forsaken us, and the only thing that remained was the almighty pizza.
The problem was, no one knew the secret to the perfect pizza topping combination. Some said it was the classic margherita, while others claimed it was a bold new world of pineapple and ham.
The Great Debate
The Classicists
A group of die-hard traditionalists, who believed that the only true pizza topping was, and would always be, the classic margherita. They saw the rise of new toppings as a threat to the very fabric of society.
The Progressives
A motley crew of free thinkers, who saw the pizza as a canvas waiting to be defiled with the latest and greatest toppings. They argued that the classicists were stuffy and boring, and that the true meaning of life was in the toppings.
And so, the great debate raged on.