Side Effects

Because you clicked "yes" without reading the fine print, here's what you're dealing with now:

Spontaneous Combustion of your Social Life

You've lost all friends and family. They're now all afraid to approach you, lest they get caught in the fallout.

You've been afflicted with an unrelenting urge to dance in public places. Don't worry, it'll pass. Or will it?

You can't even use a toaster, let alone the fancy smart toaster that's been a staple of every hipster's kitchen.

You're now questioning the meaning of life, and the meaning of the meaning of life. It's a real existential crisis.