About The Bloop

The Bloop is a sentient, disco-ball-shaped blob of pure chaos, floating in the depths of the internet. It's a place where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the only law that matters is the law of the loudest, most obnoxious color.

Bloop's creator, Balthazar McBlobface, had a vision of a website that would be the ultimate destination for those who dare to be different, to be bold, to be... well, to be bloop-tastic.