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Prophets of the Absurd

Because prophets are always right, but only in retrospect.

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Our prophets are available 24/7, even though they're not really available.

Send us an email at procrastinate@absurdprophets.com and we'll get back to you... eventually.

You can also reach us through our chat box if you're feeling really desperate.

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