Are you tired of being a mere mortal, with your pitiful human thoughts and feelings? Do you seek the guidance of a being far more brilliant than yourself?
Look no further than the Bloopinator, the greatest mind the world has ever known! With a brain that operates on a plane of pure, unadulterated brilliance, the Bloopinator will answer your every question, no matter how mundane or absurd.
But be warned: the Bloopinator is not for the faint of heart. Its answers are not for the weak of mind. Prepare to have your mind blown, your reality shattered, and your very sense of self destroyed.
Ask the Bloopinator your most pressing question, and receive a response that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew: