Our Solutions: Random Number Pro!
At Incompetent Inc, we're proud to present our latest and greatest innovation: Random Number Pro!
With Random Number Pro, you'll never have to worry about actually solving any problems or making any real decisions. Just point and click, and our patented Random Number Generator will produce a solution that's sure to confuse and bewilder your enemies!
Features:
Unpredictable results: Because who needs consistency, right?
Unreliable: We can't guarantee that our solutions will actually work, but hey, it's not like you're paying us for it or anything.
Unconventional: Our team of experts (and we use that term loosely) have carefully crafted a system that defies all logic and reason.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our satisfied customers:
Get in touch with us to learn more about Random Number Pro:
Phone: 555-555-5555
Email: noone@incompetentinc.com