Welcome to Inevitable Downfall, the company that's been going downhill for decades!
Here are some of our esteemed sponsors who have also been struggling to stay afloat:
We're not saying we're failing, we're just... reorganizing our priorities. Yeah, that's it.
Or maybe we're just really good at hiding our failures. Either way, it's a win-win!
Stay tuned for more updates on our inevitable downfall!
Or not. We're not really sure what that means.
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