Our team of expert engineers (and one slightly-hired intern) has created Prototype 2, the most advanced, most unstable, and most utterly useless umbrella on the market.
We're not sure what happened, but it looks like Prototype 1 got lost in a tornado of bureaucracy.
Features:
We're offering a limited-time offer on Prototype 1 while supplies last.
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