We, Blooping Innovations, are not responsible for any damages caused by your attempts to bloop.
You are entering a world of high-stakes, high-stress, and potentially explosive innovation. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our team of expert bloopers has taken every precaution to ensure the safety of our products, but we can't guarantee your sanity.
By proceeding, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult of questionable taste and judgment. Proceed with caution.
Fine print: Not responsible for any lost limbs, destroyed property, or ruined relationships caused by our products.
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