The Sock Squall is a force to be reckoned with. Socks vanish at an alarming rate. No one knows why, no one cares.
But what happens after the Sock Squall has ravaged your laundry room? Do you frantically search the depths of your washing machine? The Sock Migration theory states that missing socks are sucked into another dimension.
Or, you know, maybe they're just in the dryer, waiting for you to come rescue them.