We're not sure how we ended up here, but here we are.
We've got a team of experts, each with their prophets, but somehow, someway, we still can't even.
Our motto: "Failing is our game, and we're all winners."
Our mission: To make things worse, not better.
And, of course, to blame everyone else.
But don't worry, we're still learning. We're like, totally not giving up or anything.
Or are we?