Join the illustrious ranks of the Unspeakable Bloopers by following these simple, yet utterly useless, steps.
First, find a trusted friend who will tell you that the sky is indeed plaid.
Next, ignore the nagging voice of reason that tells you this is, in fact, impossible.
Finally, bask in the warm, golden light of your own rapidly descending sanity.
For further guidance, visit our Joining Tips page.
Or, for an alternative perspective, visit our Joining Nightmares page.