Mr. Johnson, an accountant by trade, found himself in a peculiar position: his gas was so potent, it could knock over a small child. His pants were a testament to the destructive power of his flatulence. He needed our expertise.
We, at Expert Gas Producers, deployed a team of highly specialized engineers to analyze Mr. Johnson's situation. After weeks of research and countless failed experiments, we discovered the culprit: a peculiar combination of beans, broccoli, and an undetected tapeworm. We engineered a custom-made, high-tech, and highly secretive solution.
Appendix: The Science Behind the Fart Case Study 5: The Mysterious Case of the Silent-but-Stinky-Squad