The Farting Method
Beans of Despair's patented method of fartin' like a pro!
Step 1: Select a suitable bean
Step 2: Prepare the bean
Read more about bean selection and preparation
Step 3: Fart like a pro
Learn advanced farting techniques
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Certainly unpredictable odors
- Temporary loss of bladder control
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to fart on an airplane, in a crowded elevator, or near an open flame. Or do. We won't judge.