Fartacular: The Experts in Expert Gas Productions

We specialize in creating the most pungent, the most potent, the most utterly devastating flatulence the world has ever seen.

Our FartTones:

• FlatulenceFest: The Art of the Fart
• BrutalBrutus: The Fart of the Unrelenting
• GassyGordon: The Fart Whisperer

Our Methods:

• The Science of Farting: A Study of the Uncontrollable
• The Art of Farting: A Guide to the Perfectly Imperfect Fart
• The Farting History of the World: A Timeline of Toxins and Toots

Our Farting Philosophy:

• The Existentialism of Farting: A Study of the Meaning of Life (or at least, the Meaning of the Fart)
• Transcendental Farting: The Art of Farting Beyond the Bounds of Reality
• BrutalBrutusism: The Farting Philosophy of the Unapologetic