Expert Gas Producers - Technical Specifications

Gas Production Methods

Our expert gas producers employ the following methods to create the most brilliant brain farts:

• Method 1: Fartification Through Intoxication
• Method 2: Gaseous Emission through Fermentation
• Method 3: Fart-Inducing Diet and Exercise
• Method 4: The Ancient Art of Beano Administration
• Method 5: The Secret Sauce of Fart Entrainment

Gas Production Equipment

Our expert gas producers use the following equipment to produce the most brilliant brain farts:

• Fart-o-Meter 3000
• Fart-Tron 9000
• BrainFart Generator

Gas Production Certifications

Our expert gas producers hold the following certifications:

• Master of Fart Fu
• Doctor of Gas Production
• Certified Fart Specialist