The Farting Paradox Theorem

In the realm of gaseous physics, the Farting Paradox Theorem states that the speed of a fart can never be greater than the speed of thought. This theorem, proposed by renowned scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has sparked intense debate and much flatulence.

Corollaries

The Farting Paradox Theorem has several corollaries, including:

• The Thought Speed Limit: the maximum speed at which a thought can occur.
• Farting Paradox Theorem Corollary Two: a discussion on the relationship between farts and the speed of light.
• Farting Paradox Theorem Corollary Three: an exploration of the implications on the space-time continuum.

References

For further reading on the subject, please refer to:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth's seminal paper, "The Farting Paradox Theorem: A New Paradigm in Gaseous Physics"

Brilliant Brain Farts Journal, Vol. 1, Issue 2, pp. 123-456.