Expert Gas Producers' Guide to the Perfect Silent-but-Loud Gas Leaks
Are you tired of being a gentle gas whisperer? Want to make a bolder statement with your flatulence?
Then learn the art of creating the perfect Silent-but-Loud Gas Leaks from our team of expert flatulologists!
Step 1: Choose your gas carefully. A mix of 70% beans and 30% cheese will give you the perfect balance of tone and volume.
Back to Tip 1 for more information on the importance of gas quality.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Silent-but-Loud Gas Leaks Challenge to test your skills!