Purification Chamber

Where the Gas Prophets Unleash their Inner Brilliance

The Expert Gas Prophets of the Brilliant Brain Farts have converged on this sacred site to share their most esoteric and arcane knowledge.

Here, the air is thick with anticipation, the scent of burning sage, and the sound of prophetic murmurs.

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Warning: Prolonged exposure to our Prophetic Puns may cause:
  1. Drooling of the lips
  2. Uncontrollable giggling
  3. Spontaneous combustion of the brain cells

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